I’m still not taking any chances.
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That gum from second grade is still there:
2.
We need to pass legislation against the Bermuda Triangle:
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If you turn on the light, we’re all gonna die:
5.
Dogs and cats fall into two specific catagories:
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There’s something hiding in the ultrachlorinated deep end:
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You’re gonna grow a tree:
8.
The world used to be only two colors:
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The moon is always on the hunt:
10.
There’s a killer behind that:
11.
The only way to fight off the monster is to open up:
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Your face will stick:
14.
Man-eating plants are going to hunt you down:
when i was a kid i thought that if i put my finger in a venus fly trap i was just gonna straight up lose that finger so i was genuinely scared of them until i was like 12
Twitter: @91FLICKERR
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Tearing off the mattress tag is a capital offense:
Did anyone else believe as a kid that theyd go to prison or arrested if they ripped the tag off of a pillow or mattress?
Twitter: @lilmissveg
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The blue part has special powers:
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Showers give you water powers:
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That demon will get you:
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There is no funnier joke:
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This is the key to making a remote work:
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That’s definitely an ocean monster:
23.
And finally, $100 is gonna buy you a mansion: