5.
The new iPhone will totally revolutionize the way I send all of your calls straight to voicemail.
6.
iPhone: your storage is almost full
me: uh ok what don’t I need. I guess I’ll delete all my contacts
9.
I hate when my Touch ID doesn’t work on my phone like c’mon you already know it’s me with a little chicken tenders grease
12.
I either need to see a doctor or an Apple Genius because every trip to the bathroom uses 50% of my phone battery.
14.
I spelled it “Fuvking” once back in 2007 and autocorrect has been making my life a living hell ever since
17.
me 5 years ago (dumb): hey does anyone have an iphone charger i can borrow
me now (so smart and prepared): ya i always carry six portable power banks on me and also a small generator i can crank with my hand to create power to charge my phone. baby needs its juice
Nostalgia Trip
Take a trip down memory lane that’ll make you feel nostalgia AF