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Welcome back to another weekly roundup of funny and heartwarming tweets. Whether you’re in need of a smile or just looking to pass the time, these great tweets are for you:
9.
me: [pretends to throw ball for my GF’s dog and laughs]
GF: “you’ll regret that one day”
me: “why?”
GF: “my dog holds grudges”
me: “don’t be stupid”
[one year later]
priest: “does anyone here know why these two should not be wed?”
from the back: “WOOF”
Twitter: @KeetPotato
13.
I’m just remembering that my second year in America, someone asked me to “validate their parking,” which was my first time hearing the phrase, and after blinking stupidly in silence for a full five seconds I said “Well parking is really hard but I’m sure you did it really well”
Twitter: @ivadixit
16.
Me:
You don’t need to tip your head back when you have a nosebleed10 yo daughter:
My friends’s sister gets a lot of nosebleeds and she says that you shouldMe:
I’m a doctor10 yo:
Do you specialize in nosebleeds?Me: [wtf]
Twitter: @toxicologist12
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