“Friendly reminder that it’s not you, it’s just the photos that your husband takes of you.”
We rounded up some of the funniest recent marriage tweets we could find, and they made us laugh for way longer than we’d like to admit:
13.
My husband thought that it was funny to add his name to the bottom of my to-do list, but the joke’s on him because I’m only doing 1 chore a day in the order that I wrote them and he’s number 26.
Twitter: @IDontSpeakWhine
14.
Me: how long until you’re ready to leave for this party?
Husband: 5 minutes.
Me: OK, but how long really?
Husband: 45 minutes. An hour, if I’m being honest.
Twitter: @EliMcCann
18.
RELATIONSHIP LEVELS:
– strangers
– acquaintances
– friends
– casually dating
– seriously dating
– exclusive
– engaged
– married
– have a signature dish that people ask you to make at get-togethers
Twitter: @HenpeckedHal
If you think these people are as funny as I do, be sure to follow them on Twitter!
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