32 Extremely Specific Things Everyone Has Experienced But Never, Ever Talks About

I’ve made a huge mistake.

Pretty much every human on Earth has experienced…


The true mark of adulthood:

One thing no one ever talks about being an adult is how much time you debate yourself on keeping a cardboard box because it’s, like, a really good box.

08:22 PM – 10 Jan 2020

Twitter: @madameanthro


The final brush:

Is it a universal thing to brush your teeth an hour before the dentist to try and hide the prior 6 months of neglect?

03:20 AM – 18 Sep 2020


The time double-check:

Does anyone else ever pull their phone out to check the time but then have to do it again cuz they forgot to actually look at the clock or am I just stupid

01:05 AM – 13 Feb 2019


The hidden hill breathing:

Y’all ever try to breathe quieter while walking up a hill so bystanders don’t hear you fighting for your life

08:37 PM – 03 Apr 2019


The quadruple overpack:

Does anyone else pack underwear for a trip like they’re planning on shitting themselves twice for every day they’re gone?

05:22 AM – 28 Dec 2018


The immediate ignore:

One of my biggest faults is that when I ask someone their name I forget to listen to what their name is. I really need to work on this

08:44 PM – 07 Jul 2018


The most extreme sport:


The out of body experience:

Do u ever drive like a solid 5 min while thinking about something incredibly random and stupid then ur like were any of those lights I passed green how did I get here WTF ??

08:29 PM – 13 Oct 2018

Twitter: @RyleeVonhof


The song squeeze:

Me trying to squeeze a 5 minute song in before I arrive at my destination that’s 2 minutes away

01:12 AM – 06 Aug 2017


The synchronized breathing:


The super-stupid question:


The google of shame:

When you Google the lyrics of a song and realise you’ve been singing nonsense for 6 months

01:12 AM – 15 Feb 2020


The sacrificial sleep:


The worst sight to behold:


The security anxiety:

U know that feeling of anxiety as you’re about to walk past the security sensors on your way out of a store and u think omg did I shove a tv up my ass i can’t remember

03:54 PM – 26 Dec 2019


The shower envy:

i should get in the shower

*2 hours later someone else starts the shower*

me: oh my god fuck you i was JUST about to get in there

05:44 PM – 15 May 2015


And the ol’ towel excuse:

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