Not a single lie detected.
1.
The highest quality speakers:
7.
Where the real gossip goes down:
9.
The gnarliest mat in existence:
13.
What actually goes down:
i just want customers to know when they complain we don’t get in trouble we just make fun of you later..so who’s the real loser here
Twitter: @N0RES
14.
The least welcome version of small talk:
Me:
Customers: OMG it’s so gorgeous out today how are yous open, It’s such a fab day and yous are in here working, omg bet you wish you were out in that sun
Twitter: @taylor_mccowenx
17.
The most hateful meal:
18.
The dumbest three words in the English language:
“Are you closed??????”
no ma’am, we actually just decided to lock the front and start mopping for fun
Twitter: @katiekml
19.
The funniest joke you hear every single day:
22.
The uselessness of signs:
23.
The simple timetable:
26.
The true horror of seeing this:
27.
The generational difference:
Millennial who is probably struggling to pay for their rent and education: tips at least 20% every time
Above 40 with a platinum black credit card that weighs 3lbs: $1
Twitter: @andee233
28.
Like, c’mon:
ive had a teenage couple tip me $8 on a $20 bill and a middle aged couple tip me $1 on a $34 bill. dont tell me this generation isnt nicer than our parents because this is a daily thing.
Twitter: @lauren_furno
29.
The casual verbal abuse:
Why do customers give ya actual verbal abuse for ten mins straight then go ‘I know it’s not you, it’s not your fault’. Yeh I know it’s not
Twitter: @Annanevinx
30.
The totally reasonable asks:
Carried 3 desserts over to a table for a customer to say ‘Yh we actually ordered 2 cappuccinos with that’ RigHT I must of accidentally left them in the kitchen along with my 3rd arm Brian
Twitter: @CharlotteCrook2
31.
The fight to remember:
33.
The hardest lie to tell:
35.
Those very normal moments:
36.
The reasonable requests:
37.
The natural progression of events:
Some of you have never closed a restaurant, joined a house party late, drank an entire bottle of tequila, skipped sleep, went in drunk to open and then got mad at whoever closed. And for the love of God it shows.
Twitter: @phileagle_
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Newbees versus old vets:
40.
And the honest truth:
You non tippers told restaurant employees that if $2.13/hr wasn’t enough, they should get another job, so they did…and now your favorite restaurant is understaffed and you’re mad about it.
Interesting.
Twitter: @tlhicks713
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