A holiday as scary as Halloween shouldn’t be this funny, you know?
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This tweet has an important warning for parents, LOL:
y’all make sure to check your kids candy this halloween. my son came home with lil nas x’s debut album “montero” in his lollipop
Twitter: @mschunti
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While this one made an undoubtedly dead-on prediction of what Halloween will be like this year:
Twitter: @Lfcqueen21
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You’ve probably seen those red flag tweets blowing up on Twitter — here’s the Halloween one:
Twitter: @VinMan17
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As a parent who is guilty of trick-or-treating with a baby in the past, I have to admit this tweet is hilarious:
People get upset when teenagers trick or treat but the real problem are moms with infants. We know dang good and well Susan that lil Emery isn’t eating milk duds.
Twitter: @southernsass81
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This tweet is actually surprisingly inspiring:
If you ever feel like you missed your chance in life, just remember that Hocus Pocus, a Halloween movie, was released in July, no one saw it, and now 20 years later every drag queen is dressed like Bette Midler from Labor Day to Thanksgiving Eve. Your time is coming beloved 🖤
Twitter: @oureric
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And this tweet is too funny even if you’ve never been to Canada:
halloween hit different as a kid in canada, frozen half rotted pumpkins and a neon winter coat over our costumes what the hell were we even doing
Twitter: @SvnSxty
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People are tweeting about some of this year’s A+ decorations, like this super-scary one:
Twitter: @kittyLuvsHorror
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The last tweet called back to the greatest Halloween tweet ever; this one give props to the greatest pumpkin:
Twitter: @ThatEricAlper
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Bow before the power of the pregnant on Halloween:
If you’re pregnant on Halloween, you basically are twice as powerful as everyone else because you have double the skeletons inside of you.
Twitter: @justicearman
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Extra points for convincing your 5-year-old to say this:
If anyone asks what your plans are for Halloween, look earnestly at the sky & say “reaching my final form.”
Twitter: @DothTheDoth
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Having seen some of those “spooky sex” tweets looking for tweets for this post, I second this wholeheartedly:
Twitter: @CrypticNoHoes
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Show me you’re not secure in your sexuality without telling me:
when you need to make sure everyone knows your halloween decorations aren’t gay so you give the girl skeleton breasts
Twitter: @mattxiv
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And finally, this tweet throws it back to when Florence Pugh dressed up as her Midsommar character for Halloween, and — while I don’t know her — I gotta believe she is a lot of fun IRL after seeing this:
Twitter: @badpostpugh
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