If You Dont Laugh At Least Once Reading These 100 Amazing Tweets, Then Im Pretty Sure Your Heart Is Made Of Coal

I’m just remembering that my second year in America, someone asked me to “validate their parking,” which was my first time hearing the phrase, and after blinking stupidly in silence for a full five seconds I said “Well parking is really hard but I’m sure you did it really well”

02:26 AM – 15 Oct 2021