I’ve been waiting for this one — turn it up!
After about a decade, Taylor Swift has finally released her legendary 10-minute-long version of “All Too Well” and the lyrics, well, they cut pretty deep, my friend.
Now, without further ado, here are all the best jokes, tweets, and reactions about the song so far:
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jake gyllenhaal listening to the 10 minutes version of all too well realizing 21 taylor called him out for the future “I’ll get older but your lovers stay my age”
#RedTaylorsVersion
Twitter: @gecemiyyyyyyy
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I WOKE UP EARLY FOR RED TV AND IM SORRY BUT I IMMEDIATELY WENT TO “ALL TOO WELL 10 MINUTES”
THIS IS THE MOST MAGICAL SADDEST DEPRESSED HEARTBREAKING THING IVE EVER HEARD THE STORY IN FULL IS JUST…AN EXPERIENCE
Twitter: @Swiftsbeatles
10.
WAIT????? WHAT THE FUCK????? does anyone hear that faint background noise in the background of all too well ten min version around the 4 min mark??? i was listening with airpods and i could hear it better someone literally whispers salt air and the rust on your door
Twitter: @graciousswift13
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Cool thing about 10 minute version of All Too Well is that when you’re feeling maybe as sad as you can possibly ever imagine, you realize you’re only 4 minutes in. #RedTaylorsVersion
Twitter: @MajorPhilebrity
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how the fuck is jake gyllenhaal gonna go out in public after being named the shittiest boyfriend over and over again and having a 10 minute song written about how he’s too old and weird to still be acting like this? i’d lock myself in a cage and swallow the key
Twitter: @exilenarry
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actually losing it imagining 30 year old jake gyllenhaal saying “fuck the patriarchy” as he gives his keys to his teenage girlfriend taylor swift so that she can drive the car
Twitter: @nowyousieme
And if you’re like me and can’t stop crying over “All Too Well (Taylor’s Version),” then get ready for Taylor’s self-written and directed short film about the whole experience, debuting on YouTube tonight at 7 p.m.