These Are — Hands Down — The Absolute Funniest Parenting Tweets Of 2021

My 4 year old asked what happens when you drive over a stick of butter. I said, it’ll flatten. He asked how I knew. And that’s how we got here. So what I’m saying is, when we have a hypothesis in this house, we test it. I’m also saying, my wife is away.

12:32 AM – 31 May 2021